Horoscope de oompa loompa...

JANUARY:


Stubborn and hard-hearted.
hmm...aku mmg degil keras kepale pn.


Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be
taught.
ambitious mebi ade a bit. Loves but dunno how to teach. More prefered to be taught. hehe..


Always looking at people's flaws and
weaknesses. Likes to criticize.
these two are so trueee... dunno how to improve and be a better person. I mean the not-to-criticize-on-others-weaknesses type. Well.. I was born as one of the aquarians.. what to do..?


Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized.
this one mebi sekerat betul sekrat salah kot. Neat tu ade la kekdg. Neat la..tp tak jangok.. eh.. tatau la..cam tifu je.. Organized pn kekdg. Hardworking? Ni la dia tifu tahap dewa ni.. Working hardly ade la.. teruk sgt keje kat GSK tu... ngeee... :D


Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
yang ni betul..tp kat certain org je la..:)


Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless
excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly
attentive.
betul jugak yg ni... aku mmg byk mulut ke..? mulut satu je tp sgtle aktif.


Resistant to illnesses but prone to
colds.
a ah... jarang sakit demam seseme. Sekali kene...mmg dasat to the max.


Romantic but has difficulties expressing
love.Loves children. Loyal.Has great social
abilities yet easily jealous.
see...I've told u olleh... Im loyal. Not to risau2 about me. Loves children summore. Romantic summore. Tp ade great social abilities. Camne ek tu..? Agaknye suke berfoye2 kot.. kihkihkihhh


Very Stubborn and money cautious.
Ya allah... sgt benarnyer tukang telek ni. Aku mmg degil pn. Bape kali nak ckp aku degil ni..? Kat atas td first2 dah ckp dah aku degil...!! Heiyaaa... money cautious ni yg musykil sket...sejak bile aku jd money cautious ni..? Kaki shopping ade la..



~~Life is like coklat susu M&M..cair di mulut tidak di tgn..

Whoa...swerved to the lefttt....

Dunno how to start. This morning I was really out of control and can be considered as commit suicide. "Saya langgar orang lagiiiii......." This time the accident was really bad. Macam terngiang-ngiang lagi bunyik tu.. "sceeeeeeeeetttttttttt.....!!! banggggg!!!!!" Seram le.. Tepat 7.38 am, aku accident bantai Iswara kat bulatan Taman Billion kat Cheras (according to Sjn Ramli yg amik report aku... I know that place as round about Macro Cheras). I was on my way to GSK, Ulu Klang, speedily accelerated sebab nak rempit traffic light kaler ijau. Suddenly, a car in front of me pegi break mati... ngat tu.. break mati sbb dier siap tarik hand break bile lampu tuka kaler kuning. I thought of she wanted to drove through the yellow light coz from far I saw that she could pass the traffic light. Mane la aku nak tau pompuan tu punya berhemah nyer driver. Slalu org langgar je lampu kuning. Even merah pon orang langgar. Ni yang aku nyampah pompuan bawak kete kalau takot2... teragak2... over berhati2 sampai nyusahkan org lain. Tapi salah aku jugakla sbb gi bawak laju. Laju2 pn tak la laju gile sbb baru masuk dari round about. Sape slalu lalu situ boleh la imagine the traffic situation there during peak hour. Ape lagi.. tak sempat break. Gedegangggg la... ngeriiii... From the pilot seat.. I saw my bonnet crashed... breaking sound... and I saw the Iswara tercampak ke depan. The accident was really kuat. And then I felt pain in my chest as the impact of the emergency break. The momentum quite hard sbb aku tepenyek kat steering even though I put on the seat belt... sakitnyer makkk...


Pastu macam mengong sekejap. "Nak wat ape ni..?" Drove my car to a bus stop near Hospital Pantai Cheras. Settle kat tepi tu. Masa nak gerak ke bus stop tu.. ade pulak kete belakang yang tak reti bahase. Gi hon2 aku bile lampu dah ijau. Bodo ke...?!!! Tak nampak ke org eksiden..?! First thing that I thought that moment was... "abisla duit bonus aku wat baya repair kete" Hahahhhah.. Then only I thought of calling my dad. I was really blur and blank, can't think of anything. Shocked. Pintu kete takleh bukak. Keluar ikut co-pilot nyer seat. Confused of my own feelings. Rasa nak nangis. Takot. Sakit. Geram ngan myself. Terasa bodo. Geram ngan makcik Iswara tu pn ade sket. Nasib baik dier cool. Dier ckp "It's ok... I don't blame you. We dunno what will happen. Suda eksiden pn.. u ok tak adik?" Haik... apsal lak aku nak gi geram ngan dier..? aku yg langa dier.. ekekkeke... (oii.. serious oii.. nanti tak seram jadi cite ni..)






Then came my parents. My sister also, s she was on the same way to her office. Sementara my parent nak sampai tu.. byk betul ulat2 dtg. Complete ngan kete tunda. Pastu siap begaduh lg. Sbb ulat yg memula conquer were the Indian ulat, came with motorbike, Waja and lagi satu aku tak pasan. The 4th ulat was a Chinese guy, with Toyota Camry, dgn belagaknye. Pastu all the Indian ulat2 tu halau dier. Lek aaaa... at last aku tak pakai pn khidmat ulat2 tu seme. Coz my car still can run on the road. Back to my parents story. I thought my dad would scolded me for accident kan kete dier. Luckily he chose to keep quiet. My mum terus dtg kat aku... peluk aku. Aku pn ape lagi.. meraung la. Bile dah sampai umah tadi.. I asked my mum. "Mane mak tau Kaklang nak nangis td... camne mak tau nak kene peluk?" silly question.:p My mum answered 'Mak tgk awak dah lemah semangat je.. muke pn confused je..." We get each others details and then to the Balai Polis Trafik Jalan Bandar for a report. Bawak sekali kete aku yang remuk tu ke balai sbb kat situ nanti polis yang amik report tu kene amik gamba. Nak investigate and also for insurance claiming. Damn.. kene saman RM300. Dah agak. Luckily... abah got a friend there. Sekampung. OC lagi. I got a 'kesian' discount. Hehehehe... If not... sure ranap RM300 aku. Pastu ape ek..? Lepas baya saman, gi minum kejap. Tengah minum, abah tanye "awak nak pegi keje ke? Awak kan byk tanggungjawab. Byk bepikir pasal keje sampai boleh accident. Tapi nasib baik awak langgar org.. puas ati sikit. Kalau org yang langgar... lagi geram" aduss.. kene tepat atas batang idung aku. Kete aku rosak teruk gak. Radiator pecah. Bumper pecah. Bonet kemek sampai takleh bukak. Lampu ranap. Grill pecah. Pintu kete takleh bukak. Dalam rosak taktau lg tak nampak sbb takleh bukak bonet. Benci GSK! Eh silap.. benci Shamsinarrrr!!!!!!! Ah... malas pk lagi.. baik balik umah rest. Tido. Pastu abah hantar me and my mum balik umah. My lovely Nissan tu ade colleague abah tolong drive kan sampai depan umah. Ni aku baru je abis amik2 gamba ngan Nissan kesayangan aku yang remuk.. bye2 WEH8485. Nanti lepas repair aku drive ko lagi e.. aku basuh wax ko tiap Ahad ek.. aku pasang lagu best2 masa kite jalan ek.. pastu kite gi round2 explore jalan baru ek. Kite gi shopping lagi ek.. sedey nyerrrr... tata.










~~Life is like you cannot scream even you happen to bang on others car. Your voice seems to be tersangkut.

Crumbs + cream mushroom sauce

As you can guess, BN won for majority. A result that each resident of malaysia can aspect... even for the election 5 years later. I bet 5 years later.. BN will foresure win again. n again...n again.. dunno until when. I'm not saying that I'm a fans or a follower or voter for BN. But sometimes I feel like... 'Just let BN rules our beloved Malaysia's cabinet rather than nothing that could get my confidence to rule the country. Just pay the road tax, income tax, toll (I hefta pay RM2.60 everyday to go to my office and was thinking to stay at my father's house in Tmn Sri Gombak to get away from paying those toll charges), rather than I hefta work on Sunday. Those lines making u feel like I am one of the BN voters. But Im not. Sometimes I do really hate BN. I just dunno which party to vote for... (maybe this is the reason why I didn't go for voting... n yet aku belum gi daftar pn.. hehe) Like I said on the right corner... I hate politics. Even my parents also didn't go for voting. Except for my sister. She did vote and I think she goes for PAS kot. Actually my parents tu tak vote sbb tak update daftar pengundi. For the last 5 years, they were the 'pengundi pos'. Maybe 5 years later I will vote. Try to be a rakyat-yg-bertanggungjawab-pd-negara type. Cewahh..


I cant sleep actually because my stomach is really2 full (or my stomachs are really2 full... like haiwan ruminan berperut 4). Was having a dinner with my family at Cozy Corner. Celebrating my dad's new job cum celebrating my sister's last-dinner-with-family before she will register as a volunteer for National Service tomorrow. I had a 3-piece-Grilled Lamb Chop with cream and mushroom sauce, a soft white bun as the entrée, a glass of iced-cappucino, half plate of fries, broccoli and carrot. When having the last piece of the juicy lamb, I felt like I wanna puke. Sedapnyerrr... I like lamb chop and I hate steak. We were very bising tadi... everybody was trying to tease Ain. Shes never been to asrama before and we were like claiming that she will cry for home and menangis di mlm hari kat bawah bantal bila semua bebudak NS dah tido. Hahaaa.. funny... its really enjoyable if u can beramai2 mengejek org. Ekekkekkeke... I guess I have to try2 tido sbb esok kene gi keje.. oyasumi nasaiii..



~~Life is like voting for undi rosak because u just dunno who have the right to get voted for.