Do you want the FINGER?

I wanna curse somebody. Stupid! But I think its better for me to express it in BM (it will be more puas hati). Yesterday, one of the Head of Dept here asked me to train his operator and his Production Exec how to operate the thermohygrograph meter. I did teach them.. a few of the operators. After I finished, I got a phone call from one of the Exec, asking me to trained other operators whom he supposed to train them himself. Than I was like saying "OK la.. aku bawak attendance list skali.." The lines go like this:



Me : OK la.. aku bawak attendance list skali..

The guy : Ek ene.. ko ni keco aaa.. tu pn nak bwk attendance list. Ko ni skang pentingkan diri sendiri je ek. Nak lepas ko je

Me : Ape lak.. betul la.. training mmg camtu

The guy : Ek le.. ko dah le makin gemok! (WTF? Sukati aku la.. u r not my bf! and yet.. u pn gemok!)

Me : Tah pape. Sukati aku la ko sebok nape?

The guy : Jamban ko dah le semakin besar (aaa?)

Me : Jamban tu ape? Ko kutuk aku ek?

The guy : Ko kecoh sgt.. panggil Col. Bersara tu dtg jage kat sini tgk.. (which the Col. Bersara is my father)

Me : Ko apsal ni? Nak memain pn jgn la nak memain bapak aku skali! (bang off the phone)



10 minutes later



The guy: Helo

Me : Nak ape lg?

The guy : Lenkali jgn kuang ajar letak phone ek! (bang off the phone.. sbb nak balas balik)

Me : ??? (Bodo cam cipan!)



1/2 an hour later.. I received an email.. forwarded to his ring of fwens. The email contents makes me mad untill now. I feel my face turned to red and my ears were burning. Then, without letting them to pijak kepale... I reply back their emails. U guys can read below.. and judge who's deserved the FINGER!






**** ****** * *****

05/07/2004 05:17 PM

To: ****** * ******/KUA/CH/SB_PLC

cc: **** ***** * *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, **** * ******/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, ****** * ********/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, **** *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB

Subject: Re: Jambannya Semakin Besar......



BLAH AAA WOII... KUANG AJAR SGT TU APSAL? KO INGAT AKU TAKOT KE? YG SIAP MAIN NAMA BAPAK AKU TU APSAL? ADE AKU MAIN NAMA BAPAK KO KE? NAK MEMAIN PN JGN SAMPAI BAPAK LA WOI.. BADAN JE BESAR KALAU OTAK KECIK BUAT APE? ELEH.. NAK TUNJUK TERER KAT POMPUAN.. LAWAN RERAMAI.. APESAL KO TAK BETAMADUN SGT? HABIS BAGUS KE KO TU?





****** * ******

05/07/2004 05:13 PM

To: **** ***** * *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB

cc: **** * ******/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, ****** * ********/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, **** *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, **** ****** * *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB

Subject: Re: Jambannya Semakin Besar......



aku rasa aku tahu...wan, jgn letak 'phone' tau kalau angin...





**** ***** * *****

07-05-04 05:05 PM

To: **** ****** * *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, **** *****/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, ****** * ********/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB

cc: **** * ******/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB, ****** * ******/KUA/CH/SB_PLC@SB

Subject: Jambannya Semakin Besar......



Dear All...



Tak lama lagi di antara kawan2 kita dalam e-mail nie akan mengalami proses Jambannya Semakin Membesar.....Karet plak tue......

Cuba teka siapa dia?



Regards,

*****



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